Most Market Research is Bullshit

Bottom feeder

A few weeks ago, I posted an article about how people use lies and trickery to con us into believing untruths. It referenced two University of Washington professors who are teaching students how to defend themselves in a course named Calling Bullshit: Data Reasoning in a Digital World.

Readership rose dramatically, indicating a sudden surge in people wanting to learn how to tell good information from bad, right?

Could be. Maybe it was something else, though.

That week the title of my post was “Calling Bullshit.” This was the first time I used an expletive in the headline, so perhaps that drove the surge in traffic.

I decided to conduct an experiment by writing another post with bullshit in the title. And as long as I was writing about bullshit, the old chestnut is “write what you know,” so I did.

Most market research is bullshit, and some of it I did myself.

In graduate school I learned volumes about statistics and methods and sampling, but no one taught me how to plan a project from soup to nuts. Prior to that, I had only been following someone else’s instructions, assuming that everything important had been fully attended to.

Clients had no better understanding of how to integrate research into their organizational strategies than I did.

Gradually, I learned it was crucial to invest front-end time study sponsors, showing them the things that make the difference between good studies and bad ones. Armed with a better background and fuller context, they were able to easily avoid the first few misinformation traps.

Not everyone shared my philosophy.

When my manager chastised me for working too long and too hard on a client’s study and insisted I make less than a full effort in the future, I quit. They had no difficulty finding a replacement who would work faster and cheaper.

Cutting corners means ignoring rules and using less effort, time, and money than necessary to accomplish the task properly.

When the race for cheaper and faster made it impossible to compete with slapdash bottom-feeders who cut every possible corner, I quit doing research.

Sorry, it looks like we’re running over, so tune in next week for Why Most Focus Groups Are Bullshit.

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